We Pakistanis are People of the Mongol Horde


I just watched the movie ‘Mongol‘ which is based on the early life of Genghis Khan, or Temujjin. The movie was shot in the Mongolian language, so I was surprised to spot many words that sounded like their counterparts in Urdu. I always thought the word ‘Urdu’ was from Turkish, but after a bit of research, I found out that ‘Horde’ means ‘Military Camp’ in Mongolian too:

Urdu is a Mongolian and Turkish word meaning “military camp” and is the root of the English word “horde.” When the Central Asian tribal warriors came into northern India, Urdu is the creole that ended up being spoken in the camps so that Hindu traders could sell the Muslim grandees their goods).

Among the Urdu sounds that I recognized were “Aba” for “father” and “Utho” for wake up. I’m sure there are many more common roots, but sadly, most of the mongolian online dictionaries use their alphabet, which I can’t read.

Not a lot has changed since the 12th century – we have continued being a horde, there is something in our nomadic roots that disagrees with settling down mentally and calling a place home. Our military camps are always at the forefront, and like a military camp, we still don’t really care about trashing this piece of land with death and destruction. Like Mongols, we trade and kill our women like animals.

Here’s a podcast on Urdu for you:

So, do you like goat milk too?

Lots of Leftover Links from March 2008 – Part One

As time passes, the bookmarks that are supposed to be individual posts wither away in my "TO BLOG" folder and shrink to single-sentences. It happens every month so I will go with the flow and publish them in this one big post for your viewing (time-wasting) pleasure. Here goes:

howitshouldhaveended.com has an interesting collection of alternate endings of popular movies – here’s the one for LOTR

and here’s a “Chat Version” of LOTR

and here’s the interview that Arthur C. Clarke gave on his 90th birthday

and DarkRoastedBlend.com has a collection of designer barcodes that should have been in use all over the world by now.
Fun Barcode Designs

and if you don’t have any good music to listen to, you can listen to the sound of the Antarctic Ocean – live – here. It was raining there yesterday, and its more fun than silence (I guess).

and graphjam.com is a new website from the creators of icanhascheezburger.com that you will enjoy if you think in graphs (like most geeks).
funny graphs
see more funny graphs

and here is something that I wish no kid has to face in a spelling bee

and more goodies to follow in part 2.